baires: trainwrecks

(A small child on a ramp.)

—   Thus light rays bent away from normal and reach the eyes of the observer and when observer looks in that direction he finds a boat hanging above in the sky. This is called looking effect

—   My bathroom mirror show me younger than my actual age, because the rays from my face after striking the mirror and reflecting back, came to my eyes after a difference of few seconds

—   It was only happened when jet bomb plane was streaked with very high speed (which was produced in the shockwave) that is greater than speed of sound, so the net initial momentum had given different speed (final) in different direction that is the elastic collision was place.  —   (This is a description of 9/11.)

—  ”Since the surface is frictionless, also there is no external force is acting on the box, the mass (m) of water inside of the box increases that reduces to the velocity (v) because the product of mass (m) and velocity (v) in constant Hence, the speed of the box regularly decrease.

—   Earth is 56 cm in diameter and has a length of 6.1 m.

—   If the current is very high is may also damage the ammeter depend in a on the current ratings of the ammeter.

—   When we move, the plunger in the syringe the pressure inside the syringe is lowered below the pressure inside the vein.

—   Since, truck is large so we can say that.

—   There would be comparatively small decay of  14C and the organism would date less than that actually it was.

—   The super herd must be moved in back side, because according to the law of conservation of momentum.

—   A fighter plane is dividing toward the earth.

—   This voice reach to earth via radio waves, since there no other think which speed is more that the speed of light

—   Judy needs a truck for one day to deliver a shipment of planets. How far can she drive and stay within a budget of $70?

—   When viewed in a spherical mirror, the image of a setting gun is a virtual image of a setting gun is a virtual image.

—   Since displacement if a vector quantity and it depend on initial and final positions.

And an absolute beauty:

—   Suppose the extraterrestrial looks around our kitchen. Light bulbs and the toaster glow brightly in the infrared. Some what fainter are the back of the refrigerator and the back of T.V., while T.V. screen is dark. The pipes under the sink show the same weak glow as the walls until we turn on the faucets. Then the pipe on the right gets darker and that on the left develops a gleam that quickly runs up along its length. The food on the plates shines, as does human skin, the same color for all races. Clothing is dark as a rule, but our seat and the chair seat glow alike after we stand up. Our face appears lit from within, like a jack-o-lantern. Our nostrils and the openings of our ear canals are bright: brighter still are the pupils of our eyes.

(A duck.)

baires: diagrams of life

Exhibit 1:

(This is a diagram of a gorilla.)

(This diagram shows the motion of balls being thrown from the top and bottom of a cliff.)

(This is a depiction of a rocket launch.)

(If this isn’t obvious, the problem tells us that this is James Bond [note the bow tie and fancy dress shoes] about to jump onto a moving vehicle.)

(This is a car driving off another cliff.)

(This is a person jumping into a pool.)

baires: my job

I correct language in calculus, engineering, and physics textbooks sent to our Buenos Aires office from New Delhi.

Examples of what I see every minute of my 9-to-7 work day:

—   Let the radius of the circle is r.

—   From rarer medium to denser and so the light rays will get bent towards the normal and then we will have towards the normal and then we will have a inverted image of the object.

—   The major part of sound falling on wall is total internally reflected.

—   Determine the me chemical energy — (“mechanical energy.”)

—   low of since — (“Law of Sines.”)

—   average of the avenges — (“averages of the averages.”)

—   If an equation is dimensionally correct, it is not necessary that the equation is also correct because.

—   the ass per unit length — (“the mass per unit length.”)

—   Because light gravels in a vacuum than any other material, …

—   the spring by a distance of 5.00 cm from its unscratched position — (“its unstretched position.”)

—   it is inversely preoperational — (“proportional.”)

—   A car airplane traveling at a velocity of…

—   The thickness of the distance between the plates…

—   The attitude reached by the ball — (“altitude.”)

—   How well the insulated from ground [nature of slipper of shoes].

—   Easiest way is, when throw will be made then the momentum is held constant.

—   Yes, there would be more momentum than the initial because by bouncing from the object as it sticks; deliver more speed than the flight.

—   Determine and tabulate the angles of reflection and refraction for all the angles of incidence attche prisoner’s cell move?

—   The color of the object will not change, mainly for tow reason. — (“for two reasons.”)

—   an illusion of puddle water — (“a mirage.”)

—   Energy delivered by owe plant — (“by the power plant.”)

Jeebus. Crispy.

Oh, you can bet your ass I will add to this list. Wait for it.